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The " LHC Inverse Problem " refers to the question of determining the underlying physical theory giving rise to the signals expected to be seen at the Large Hadron Collider. The solution to this problem (Bard) is reviewed. The combination of CDF and DØ data is motivated. These proceedings explore the incorrectness of each of the three words in " LHC Inverse Problem. " We work backward. Sections I, II, and III discuss " Problem, " " Inverse, " and " LHC, " respectively.